AISubs v3.7
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Hi, Akiyama.
Oh, Akiyama.
Nice to meet you.
I haven't seen you for a while.
You must have been bored.
When did you come?
January 1st?
What would you do if you were me?
I'd beat you up.
What do you think of me?
Well, you know...
You shouldn't treat me like this.
If you were me...
I'd beat you up.
Really?
Yes.
Look at the weather.
It's sunny.
Look.
If you don't listen...
I'll beat you up.
I'm sorry.
I'll beat you up.
I'm sorry.
I'll beat you up.
What's that?
Have you ever been beaten up like this?
Asa!
You beat me up.
Why did you beat me up like this?
You have a bad luck.
You said it first.
What's wrong with you?
Why did you do it?
You were in a good mood.
Why did you beat me up like this?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You're not Griffith.
You're Mozkus.
Who's Mozkus?
You don't know who I am.
You don't know me.
You're really close with me.
You have a bad luck.
You don't have a good luck.
We have a special edition.
January 1st special edition.
We have a special edition on January 1st.
- We have a lot of guests today. - Really?
- We have a lot of cool people. - Really?
- Super cool guys! - Yeah, yeah!
Come on in!
- Super cool guys! - Yeah, yeah!
- Thank you! Thank you! - Thank you! Thank you!
- It's so hot in here! - It's so hot in here!
- Thank you! Thank you!
- Thank you! - So, in this entertainment world,
- we're at the bottom! - What?
- At the bottom of everything! - That's not true!
- At the bottom of everything that's gay and human! - That's not true!
- You're a loser! - This is crazy!
- You're at the bottom! - How do you like this calm state of affairs?
I'm calm and have a long career.
How long has it been since you worked?
It's been a few days.
You are free.
Ooyama Hideo is free for a month and a half.
That's true.
It's better than Ooyama Hideo.
You can say it for a month.
Thank you.
Hideo is angry.
You are firmly designated.
Matsumoto and Orin.
Congratulations.
Let's do it together.
Don't do this in front of me.
Are you serious?
What's wrong with you?
Don't do this in front of me.
What's wrong with you?
Don't do this in front of me.
Go home.
Shut up.
You suddenly got angry.
Why are you angry?
It's my first time.
That's not true.
It's my first time.
I've been with you many times.
What?
I've been with you at YOSHIMOTO's concert.
Go back.
It's not my first time.
Come here.
What's wrong with you?
It's an egg.
You put something in your mouth.
I'm sorry.
Something got stuck in your mouth.
I'm going to eat a caterpillar.
You're dirty.
I'm going to eat a caterpillar.
Yes.
Go back.
Cut.
Next.
Let's go!
Finally!
It's my first time meeting you.
It's my first time meeting you, Cookie-san.
I was avoiding you at work.
Why?!
Because you guys are crazy!
How can you be so calm?!
You were just sitting there.
You're not calm at all.
You're very kind.
I'm a normal person. I'm a politician.
What do you mean by "politician"?
Are you saying you're a politician?
Are you a politician?
I'm a politician.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it!
I'm looking forward to it.
Yay!
Okay, next up is... Who are you?
I'm Shinichi.
Dirty!
I'm not dirty!
You're dirty.
I'm not dirty!
This is...
We've been called on the same line for life.
That's right.
We've been called on the same line for life.
We're definitely not on the same line!
What do you mean?
I'm... I'm...
I'm from Grave Company.
That's right.
We're not on the same line!
Why?
Why is everyone calling me "angry" and "dirty"?!
We're on the same line!
Wait, is everyone calling me "angry" and "dirty"?!
Grape is a small company that just opened!
No, it's been a while since it opened!
YOSHIMOTO!
There are still people who say that!
Whatever you say, I'll kill you!
Wow, there are still people who say that!
If we say it, it's a manzai!
We're not that kind of people!
I've never seen a manzai like that!
You've never seen a manzai like that?
I've done it before!
You've done it in sales, right?
Yeah, I've done it in sales, but I haven't done it with an alcoholic drink.
That's amazing!
Should we try it with "anal fucker"?
Where's the manzai like that?!
There's no manzai like that!
Anal
fucker
No, no, no!
You can't do it in sales!
There are kids out there!
What are you doing?!
There are people who do that kind of manzai and song lyrics.
No, we don't!
We don't do "anal fucker" at all!
No, we don't do "anal fucker" at all!
Seriously, we don't do it at all!
What do you think you're doing?
What position are you in?
No, you're right!
Seriously!
We're doing our best in the show race!
You're the champion!
Yes, we're the champion!
We're the finalists!
You're the champion!
I'm also an R1 finalist!
How many times do you think I am?!
That's right!
Don't underestimate me!
I'm sorry!
I've got three documentary shots!
I've got two shots, too!
You're way below me!
I didn't think you were below me!
You're below me!
You're not below me! You're below me!
You're below me!
You're way below me!
Apologize!
What?
Apologize!
Apologize for saying things like us that we're mean!
Then...
Apologize for saying things like us...
...that we're mean!
What are you doing?
If you have a chance, step back.
If you have a chance, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Two days ago, you asked us if we could go...
...and now you're saying you're mean!
You're mean that you can go...
...but you didn't say anything!
That's the plan.
We'll call you and get you to come.
All of you in talent agencies and agencies...
...call us and we'll only hire you.
You're busy!
You're busy at this time of year!
You're busy!
Anyway, it's our first year...
...so we have our own channel.
Congratulations for our first year.
For 2025, we'd like to open a mirror.
That's a happy plan!
We'd like you to behave like a master.
Can I be a master?
Go ahead.
For 2025, please be our master!
It's so small!
It's small! It's short!
It's so short!
It's so small!
It's mouth is wide open!
That's enough!
That's enough! It's over!
Let's end it quickly!
It's too long!
The first one was long too!
Let's end it!
Let's do it!
He's complaining like it's a lie!
It's not like that!
What are you guys playing at?
Are you playing Shogo here?
This is bad!
So...
If this is the main part,
let's finish the guest introduction and end it quickly!
We are MC Shikiru!
Let's do it at our own timing!
That's it!
Are you okay?
Don't laugh!
His cells are wide open!
His eyes are wide open!
His parents and his age are different!
That's right!
He's still growing up in Sekkan!
That era!
The era of being beaten up in the city!
Let's do it!
Hey!
He's a fire breath!
Hey!
Shogo is having a hard time!
Hey!
Please be strong!
Hey!
Come closer!
Hey!
Can you lower it down a little?
How much?
Ouch!
Don't do that!
Even if my brain shakes, my brain will shake!
So, shall we end?
I have a guest, but I'm calling another VIP guest.
Oh, VIP guest!
Can I call you?
Yes, please.
I'll tell you.
Yes, I'll tell you.
Let me open the mirror.
Yes.
This is...
It's broken.
Yes, I've seen it before.
Huh?
Could it be...
From the right...
Huh?
From the right...
Huh?
A smell came...
A smell!
What does it mean?
A smell...
From the right...
Smell you!
A smell came from the right...
Enough!
For real!
A smell came from the right...
Look straight!
A smell came from the right...
Enough!
Come on, a guest!
Come, a guest!
Smell you!
From the right to the left...
Smell you!
It's fine.
I just came out of my shell and washed my face.
It's normal for you to come out of your shell and wash your face.
You should wash your face properly.
What are you talking about?
You guys are painful.
What are you doing?
I'll bring you a hammer.
Master.
I'll bring you a hammer.
Master.
Hammer.
What?
- What? - Wait, hammer! Let me do it!
You're doing what you want!
- Hammer? - No, no, no!
- You're blocking me! - I'm not doing it!
Hammer! Hammer!
- I'm not doing it! - Hammer?!
- Are you blocking me? - I'm not doing it!
- You're not! - I'm not!
- Hey! - What is it?
- Block me! - What's with you?
- No way! - No way!
You're mean!
I'm already here, master!
[The master is already here]
Don't come all the way to my throat!
Look behind you!
You're here, master!
Huh? Who is it?
Could it be...
Huh?!
Wow!
Captain Tsubasa!
It's so easy!
I'm calling!
Oh, Tsubasa?
Huh?
What? In Singapore?
You want me to move 300 million?
That's what you predicted!
You're bad! You're bad!
Seriously!
You're bad! You're bad!
Congratulations!
Is this okay?
Okay, so "Mirror Opening" is a big success!
No, it's not a big success!
Okay, everyone, I'll give you one cup at a time.
Thank you!
Please drink and say a few words.
Is this okay?
Okay, let's share it with everyone!
It's hot! It's hot!
Be more careful!
Is it in there?
Okay, Tiger...
It's not in there!
Please give us your impression!
There's nothing in it!
Please give us your impression!
There's nothing in it, right?
Please give us your impression!
What?!
Food report! Please give us your impression!
Food report?!
There's nothing in it?!
There's nothing in it...
This is insane!
This is crazy!
Food report! Food report!
We want food reports!
You want a job, right?
We want you to start working with this!
It won't increase our work!
It won't!
You want us to be able to work around two in the afternoon?!
The views are slowly going down!
This is insane!
This is the "kiss-refresh" era!
This is impossible!
What?!
Go for it!
Wow, it's delicious!
Japanese people drink this on New Year's Day!
This is different from Japanese sake.
This sake is mild and is perfect for drinking today.
It is wonderful to drink under this blue sky.
This sake is very long.
This is the length of MU.
This is MUCHO.
MUCHO is long.
This is impossible.
Please comment with that.
This is IIYA.
This is IIYA and it is very transparent.
Please show me the transparency of SUZU.
This is not transparent at all.
Let's move on to the next dish.
I like SUZU's cooking method.
I like sake, so I can drink it.
I don't know if it's sake or not, but I like it.
It doesn't smell like sake.
Try drinking it.
What is this?
This is protein.
This is very delicious.
The moment I drank it, I felt a good smell.
Thank you for the good smell.
Let's eat this.
What's in it?
Can I eat it?
I'll show you this.
Shake it.
I put a lot of it on my nipple.
This is amazing.
This is very good.
Chikubi.
This is very bad.
You made a very funny comment.
This is not Chikubi.
Chikubi is not good.
Is this good?
This is good.
This is very good.
This is very bad.
This is American style.
This is not Japanese style.
This is a square octopus.
This is very bad.
Is this good?
Is this a talent show?
What is that look?
Is this good?
This is very good.
Where did you go?
Did you go home?
What are you doing?
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
Why didn't you say anything?
It hurts.
You didn't say anything, did you?
It hurts.
Does it hurt here?
You said something, didn't you?
You didn't say anything, did you?
It hurts when it's round.
Does it hurt when it's round?
Where doesn't it hurt?
Here?
It hurts!
You said it hurts!
It hurts!
Can I have a stick?
I like alcohol, too!
Yes, yes.
Take it.
I don't have such a teacher.
Take it.
This alcohol...
It hurts!
You're amazing.
No one knows about your gag.
You're good at it.
How about the staff?
You didn't say it, did you?
We didn't say it.
It hurts!
What are you talking about?
What's going on?
When he came out of the factory committee for a while,
he kept saying it hurts.
He said it hurts!
I said it hurts, but you didn't say it.
It hurts!
How about the audience?
Viewers?
You didn't say it!
I said it hurts!
You just said it hurts.
You're funny.
You're good at it.
It was a happy ending.
Everyone, is it okay?
Isn't this the end of the show?
I'm sorry for coming this far.
I'm planning a New Year's gift project.
That's good.
I'm looking forward to it.
I will give more New Year's gifts to people who were interesting from now on.
I'm happy.
Everyone has zero yen so far.
I'm sorry.
It's slippery as hell.
Including us.
No one is receiving it.
You are slipping all the time.
The only thing I'm receiving right now is a square ball.
Square ball.
Let's do it, everyone.
Let's go!
In order for you all to get the dropped ball...
We're going to have a special stage, a yellow box stage.
You feel baka shobo!
Y-one Grand Prix.
This is it!
If you're happy, clap your hands.
What's with the sound?
The cutting edge of the live series...
It's live Gundam!
Oh, my foot. Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Oh, my guitar. I can't play the guitar here.
Oh, my God!
It's a public facility.
Why can't you play it?!
I can't play it!
I don't know why you can't play it!
You're making such a loud noise, and you say you can't play it?!
It's a private company contract!
I'm a ballad singer, so I can play it!
I can't play it!
I'm a ballad singer, so I can play it!